keep calm and carillon.

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arkhams:

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bigrnac:

lets play “how rude can i be until u realize i dont like u”

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spankmehardbarry:

me when i log into tumbler dot com

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snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

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edwardspoonhands:

edwardspoonhands:

the-tubby-costar:

If you ever feel bad about your love life, remember he is now dating Jennifer Lawrence. There is hope for us all.

And if you’re too comfortable with your love live, remember that he is in, fact, recently broken up with Jennifer Lawrence.

And if you’re too comfortable with your esoteric knowledge of pop culture, just remember that, apparently, they got back together and I don’t know what I’m talking about.

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urbanclictionary:

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE MY BROTHER HAD TO DO A BIOLOGY PRESENTATION ON BIRDS AND HE HAD TO USE A VIDEO IN HIS PRESENTATION AND HE CHOSE THIS VIDEO BECAUSE HE WAS CONVINCED THIS WAS A REAL BIRD  

I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell

If there is a God, He will have to beg my forgiveness.

- A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via l-yps)

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captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

The Transformation of The Grand Budapest Hotel

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little-lark:

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jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t



IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

little-lark:

thesp00ky:

jobforawhatlord:

darrynek:

is this supposed to change my mind because it didn’t

IT IS NOT FUCKING JIF IF YOU TELL ME YOU PRONOUNCE IT THAT WAY I WILL LAUGH IN YOUR GODDAMN FACE BECAUSE GIF STANDS FOR “GRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” NOT FUCKING “JRAPHICS INTERCHANGE FORMAT” 

Preach

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